Circle of Life

The events of today have me baffled. And because they are good for a laugh, i’m telling them to you.

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Now today was an ordinary day, come in to uni, do some work, then wait for d who skipped his classes to finally show up. Now we went and grabbed some food with the henrmiester, where me and henry got into a discussion of Windows Vs. Mac. Note the word discussion, not flame. As well as the makeover we are planning to do to D’s car.

> Yeh, for d’s mits magna, we are spraying it black, with white racing stripes on the hood, will be pretty sweet. As right now, it looks like the worst car you could lay eyes upon.

Anywho, me and d went back to the labs so he could teach me maths, which he did!
And henry dropped back in a hour or so to finish his maths quiz, which he didn’t.

So on the way back to d’s car, we discussed our plans for spraying it, and finalized that it is happening by spraying his car with obscenities.

So driving back in our new shit pimpmobile, we dropped the henrmiester off at the oats st station and progressed to the movies.

Now me and d… (well mainly just d…) we are food blackholes, so we decided to drop by to the subway next to the movies.

And walking in like the idiots we are, we look at a girl, say 16yo, but real cute start talking about the movie we want to see and stuff, and then head off.

Now the movie we saw was…. Under… 69 or something, the September 11 movie from the aeroplane’s staff’s eyes.

Anyway it was brilliant, very well done, and had you on your seet for a lot of it. (well enough). So yeh, me and d give it the two thumbs up

Now anyway, back to the story at hand, we leave the movie, all pumped up, and decide we got some time to burn, so we head over to subway to talk to that girl some more.

Now some funny shit this is.

We walk over and theres a few people in the subway store, so me and d go wait outside for a while, deciding our plan of attack, which seemed to be more laughing at how bad we were going to screw up.

So about 30 minutes or so of waiting outside, laughing like idiots, waiting for people to stop coming into subway, we decided to give it a go.

So we walk in to the end of the line, and start talking normally, you know about wether we prefer shaven women or not (maybe a bit too loud and visual on my behalf) .

But then, oh no, another ‘not so good looking’ chick wants to serve us! What to do? ‘Nah, just looking’, are good ol’ classic.

So about 10 minutes of waiting in line, we eventually get served, but we are poor…. well at the time so d just goes and gets a cookie, now let me quote this.
‘Umm yeh, Could i get a cookie please?’
‘Yeh sure, what kind?’
‘Ahh the black one… ehh make it two’
‘Ok’
‘Actually 3, or whatever you want’
‘Ok…’
‘Soo.. you work here often?’
‘Nah.. just a few nights a week’
‘Ahh coool. What school you go to?’
‘Nortradam University’
And then here comes my first word - ‘SERIOUS!!!!’
Then D stares at me like, mann…. you idiot…
And she’s staring at me like, wtf is he on!
And i’m there staring at them like ’shit, did i say that out loud, think man think, what can you say’
‘Why do you know some one there?’
And i’m still like fuck fuck, ‘ahh….. no…..’
And then d’s like shit man, and saves my ass by talking again.
Now my reaction can be explained as, she looked 16 at max! And uni! That means she’s min 18! So yeh really caught me by suprise.
So yeh, a minute later d’s pays for his cookie then she goes ‘well have a good night’ and walks off, and we head out, with d lookin at the ground shaking his head, and me lookin at him like ‘mann….’.

Yehhh, guess you had to be there.

So then, we spend 10 minutes talking at how bad we fucked up, but we got pumped, so we drove around to the other fast food places and stores to find other victims we could try and hunt, but with no success, as most looked like men…

Anywhoo….

So then the night ends with me getting dropped off, but with us also making the bet, that within 2 weeks we will be on a date with a random girl! - It’s ON!

So yeh, Dman your gonna down!